Date Night Challenge: Date #4: Where is my Penis?

When you're going on a date--depending on your theme or mood--things should be fun, romantic, exciting or just pre-set up formal activities before sex; whatever the case, you should always have the right underwear.

That's why for my special 9 month anniversary date with the bf, I decided to wear my ManSilk Gauze Boxer Brief --which you can purchase from MensUnderwearStore.com -- which looked super sexy...on the model..on me...that's a case for unsolved mysteries; but since my self-esteem is in check, I slipped them on and after some shifting immediately wondered, "Where's my penis?"

Because the boxers are made of a silky gauze and they're 99% see-through, I felt a naked-sexy vibe walking about. It's like being perverted, with yourself--and no witnesses! Now I know what it feels like to be Katy Perry.

As I pranced around in my almost-nude skivvies, I felt my penis swoosh around--like a Beyonce song, "to the left, to the left." (But that was the exciting part!) I felt every move

.As I met up with my boyfriend to engage in romantic talk like, "You better have purchased toilet paper cause we're out at home" and other love phrases couples throw around, I noticed that he was looking at me differently. There was a new glance in his eye. There was a hunger, a need, a longing. Was it my glowing skin? Maybe the 2 inches I shed due to my new Herbalife Protein Shake regiment? Nope, it was my peek-a-boo boxers. The amount of sexy I was oozing in those bad boys was enough Latin pheromones to get my freak on with Nate Berkus, Ricky Martin and the Harlem Globe Trotters--or one of Lisa Lampanelli's black boyfriends--either way, I have the sexy confidence every gay man deserves while inside a Gray's Papayas in New York City eating his anniversary meal. (What? Don't judge, we're on a budget--and toilet paper comes first!)

I won't bore you with the rest of the dirty details--like how much relish I like on my weenie, or how the boyfriend likes his buns--but I will tell you this--if you're inner child is a sexy one--and not in the Law & Order SVU kind of way, then you're gonna want to at least click on the underwear link to see what kind of fun you can get into with ManSilk Gauze Boxer Brief --it's that kind of sexy!

How do you indulge your inner-perv child? Leave a comment.This post is sponsored by MensUnderwearStore.com as a part of a month-long Date Night Challenge (click for more information). For an up to the minute happenings of the Date Night Challenge, search for the #DateNightChallenge hashtag on Twitter and follow@MensUnderwear