5 Reasons You Should Date Charlie Sheen

Crazy is as crazy does and it it doesn't get any crazier than Charlie Sheen right now. And with that being said, I'm a little jealous of the goddesses right now, just saying. But who on the planet can ignore Charlie Sheen's verbal diarrhea; whether it's from getting his life back because AA is no longer a part of his daily routine (they stole his days from him) or the beauty of how he's gearing up to work with Sylvester Stallone or how his show, Two and a Half Men, will never enter the realm of Will & Graceness and decline in ratings if CBS pays him $3 million dollars an episode. To Charlie Sheen, a man more delusional than a Lady Gaga video concept! Cheers!5 Reasons You Should Date Charlie Sheen

‍1. He's got Tiger Blood. (Who doesn't want to date a man with Tiger Blood? The closest I ever got was dating a guy with a tattoo of a tiger on his left butt cheek who'd purr after sex.) It was fun!

2. Who doesn't want to be considered a Goddess? I'd totally have a sex change for this one! (Although I'd still keep my beard--what?!, my aunts all have)

3. You'll become a trending topic on Google. (Lady Gaga who?)

4. You'll soon inherit Charlie Brothers (Get it, after he sues and takes over Warned Brothers) I wonder if they got the memo?

5. You'll have the power to cure yourself on any addiction--he did it by just closing his eyes and making a declaration! (Please, Charlie, pick me, pick me, I'm heading down a Twinkie spiral of despair!

‍Would you date Charlie Sheen right now? Why or why not? Let's dish! Leave a comment!