Reasons Not To Date

Don't date if you're burned out.

Don't date if you're bored.

Don't date to mimic Carrie Bradshaw.

Don't date because you're desperate.

Don't date to pay the bills

Don't date because you're desperate.

Don't date when you're sad.

Don't date the gays if you're straight and vice versa.

Don't date people significantly older then you.

Don't date people significantly younger than you.

Don't date mean people.

Don't date people on drugs.

Don't date people who trick you.

Don't date people who abuse you.

Don't date people who are mean to the Asian lady at the Dry Cleaners.

Don't date people who won't give up their seat on the subway to a pregnant mother having a rough day.

Don't date people who are disgusted with children.

Don't date people who hate animals.

Date some who makes you smile on the inside when no one's looking.