Mariah Carey's Obsessed Results In Break Up Questionnaire

Mariah Carey has a new album coming out Aug 25th, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, and her first single, Obsessed, was leaked last month on youtube--take a listen here. And as I listened to the tune, which is about someone "obsessed" with her I discovered that she goes into great detail describing how she's so much better than him with lyrics like:

So why you trippin'

You a mom and pop

I'm a corporation

I'm the press conference

and you a conversation

And then she goes on to sing:

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)

Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)

It's clear that you're upset with me

Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress

Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this

You're delusional, you're delusional

Boy you're losing your mind

It's confusing yo, you're confused you know

Why you wasting your time

Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex

Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex

Boy why you so obsessed with me?

And only Mariah Carey could sing about someone with stalker-like behavior and still make you want to shake your ass at the same time. But something about this song is a bit disturbing to me--as "obsessed" with it as I am. (No pun intended)

Is it possible that the guy's intentions were completely misinterpreted? Haven't we all--at one point or another--been guilty of reading someone's actions the wrong way? And just before we decide to release the next summer hit single, and put a guy's business out there for the world to judge (and dance to), like Miss Mimi, should we take a step back to get an objective view point?

Recently I had a situation with "the hottie" leading me to discover that dating him wasn't the best thing for me or for him. And as fascinated as I was with his Brooklyn style, his confident ways and not to mention his massive uncut penis--because he wasn't open with his feelings and his guarded ways were a little too much for me to handle--I just had to walk away, but it left me wondering, "How would I be perceived for doing so?"

Would he think because he refused to talk about his bad day the last time we were on the phone together that it was the final straw and label me as a demanding phone diva? Maybe he'll go off and tell his friends that I was just a plain whack-job because I wanted him to open up and confide what was going on with him. Was I asking for too much too soon? If you really like someone and have been seeing them for a while, is a heart to heart too much to ask for? And if so, when is the right time to open up?

Despite the fact that "the hottie" carries the world's weight on his shoulders and because of his upbringing, it was clear (to quote Mariah: Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex) that he wasn't exposed to set up authentic dating relationships but I'm confident he'll get past this and create genuine partnerships in the future because he's very self-aware, just not ready to take the necessary steps. I wish him the best of luck; "the hottie" is a smart guy with a contagious smile--good-hearted with a large penis--okay, maybe I just favor large-penised men, but whatever he thinks of me, I hope he realizes that moving on was the best thing for the two of us and if from time to time I check in to see how he's doing, I hope he doesn't do me like Mariah and thinks I'm obsessed.