How To Have A Proper Foursome part II

For Part I click here. At this point I officially knew someone was going to die that night. Cocaine and Viagra? Iowa: I’ll try one. Frank: Me too. Nando: No thanks, I’m 34, not 84. My equipment works just fine. They all looked in the water at my Mexican burrito. Nando: Well don’t judge now, I’m in the water! They all washed down their extra strength stamina with their drinks then Ethan...

How To Have A Proper Foursome

They say wisdom comes with age, but I think that’s what they want us to think just to make getting older seem less harsh. Yes, we do gain experience through the years–but it’s what you do with that knowledge that really makes a difference in your life. But does there come a point where age and wisdom need to be sacrificed in order to be free and have fun? My friend Frank was in town visiting from...

The Date, The Russian and The Dissapointment

I wasn’t always the beautiful swan you see today; I was the over-weight, curly-haired androgynous creature that people ran away from during my elementary school years–that explains why I never had any friends and why I was never invited to birthday parties, Halloween Bashes–come to think of it, I wasn’t even invited to my own school’s Easter Party. Is that why I hate pastels? When I...

What Vegetable is Your Depression?

Picture it: New York 2009 in a spacious apartment in Brooklyn sat a depressed Mexican who had everything to be “thankful” for according to friends, family, Dr, Phil and even a few Oprah episodes. But still, something deep inside didn’t feel right. One day after the gym, I stopped at a corner market to buy groceries in another attempt to eat healthy and maybe, just maybe shed some of the winter...

Nando & Lola

I moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa in 1999 and left Odessa, Texas behind me. My main motivation in moving was becoming a licensed Drug and Alcohol Counselor in Texas and later discovering that the pay sucked. So I moved to Iowa because a Spanish speaking counselor was a golden commodity there and the pay was equally golden! I went to work for a treatment facility (Rehab) where I was the assessment counselor and I was...
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