Nando & “THE WOMEN” movie review

As a special treat to my dedicated blog fans, I took five readers to the New York cinematic premier of The Women, starring Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Eva Mendes. Big Mistake. First off, I was completely distracted and disgusted by Meg Ryan’s lips which looked like she should have been in an episode of Nip/Tuck: The Botched Surgery Special. Getting past those lips was like...

Nando & His NANDOISM

Yes, today is September 11th and it signifies various things to various people. To me, it signifies hope, love, and the power to beat LaToya Jackson and her Facebook fanclub. As of today, I have more fans than she does and the number keeps increasing (I promise people sexual favors to get new members to join my fan club— unfortunately, I hear LaToya does the same). In the middle of my battle with this...

Ever Had a Bad Sex Day?

Sometimes, while riding the Q train on my way home, I stop what I’m doing (reading, writing, or sleeping) and I criticize the freaks on the train (it has to be done) because it just amazes me how I continue to remain single, day after day, while these New York monsters are in relationships, enjoying life with a significant other. The married Jamaican man next to me needs to be slapped because of his...

Nando & His 1 Fan

I was with my good buddy, Nate, last night trying to build my website’s new home when we kept getting into various arguments. I don’t like it when I’m talked to like I’m 4-years-old, unless I’m sick and I need more lollipops. But I wasn’t too nice to him earlier in the day when he was starving and every place we went to closed early for the long holiday weekend or nothing...

Nando & LaToya Jackson

I have a new mission in life and that’s to beat LaToya Jackson and her FACEBOOK FAN CLUB. Currently, she has 31 members (she had 32 yesterday-looks like someone got a clue!). So let’s kick her non-Jackson five ass and show her who’s the boss (no offense Tony Danza). My people…my following…let’s join together and unite. Join NANDOISM the blog FAN CLUB and show your support. I...