Funny Sex Ads on Craigslist

Sometimes when I feel lonely and depressed I go over to Craigslist.org and rediscover joy. How exactly? By reading the Gay Personals of course. Gay men, as we know, are the moralistic fiber of society–it’s because of us that “brunch, the crunch, and extra fine lube” were created, so I wouldn’t expect the Gays to be any less creative when it comes to broadcasting their sexual desires...

Missed Connections On Craigslist

Here I am blogging while wearing my judgement cap–and it’s on tight! I’ve never understood certain aspects of life: world hunger, poverty and the “Missed Connections” section on Craigslist. I was exposed to it a few years ago when an ex roommate of mine would e-mail me posts that were directed to him–and he had a lot. Pretty much it would be men he’d run into in his daily...

How to Write A Personals Ad On Craiglist

There comes a point in every gay man’s life when we need a little love and affection–and when that doesn’t come our way–there’s ALWAYS craigslist. The modern wonders of the internet allows us all to click onto this site and hunt for a roommate, a job or a new boyfriend and if you’re lucky you can find all three posted in just one ad. But fellas, please learn how to create your...

Nando & Your One Wish

I grew up watching I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched. And even at that young age, I was confused as to why Tony Nelson and Darrin Stephens didn’t want Jeannie or Samantha to use their powers. Was I corrupt even then? After each episode I would pretend to have such powers. On Tuesday’s I’d “twitch” my Mexican nose in order to conjure up money under my bed. On Friday’s I’d...

Nando & The Tin Man

I found this old blog post on another site that I wrote in 2004. Wow, how my perspective on life has changed. Enjoy! My friend Clark dropped by my work (United Staffing) yesterday. Clarky just has the stuff! He’s been in NYC for 6 years, and has NEVER held a full time job! EVER! He makes a living by doing stand-up comedy, commercials, theatre….He invited me to join his stand-up comedy class. That...