Bragging About Your Dysfunctional Relationship

Last night I was out with one of my favorite couples in the world. I met Julie in late 1999 when I moved to Iowa to attend the University. In 2001, she moved to New York and met Gerard. And, as luck would have it, they both called me a short while after and asked me to move in with them in a beautiful brownstone in Brooklyn. (Did I just invent my first tongue twister?) I moved to New York in July of 2001 and my...

Guide to Manscaping 101

Today, over at Alisa Bowman’s blog, Project Happily Ever After, I do a guest post on manscaping–something every man should read and follow. We’ve seen the back hair, we’re repulsed by chest hair spouting from a tank top and we stand in amazement next to the guy with sculpted eyebrows. So what’s a guy to do? How does a man deal with back hair in order to look like he’s a part of...

When Your Boyfriend Won’t Hug You

It’s a Friday morning and I woke up in the usual manner–checking to see how many Twitter followers I had lost (I know, I’m a sad, sad Mexican). Then my boyfriend’s alarm went off–and why he chooses barking dogs as his alarm is beyond me–so  I nudged him to wake up and shut his iPhone off. As he stumbled out of bed and headed to the bathroom, I continued my Twitter escapades. He...

Signs Your Bromance is Gay on the DL

The word Bromance was originally coined by author/editor Dave Carnie in “Big Brother Magazine” sometime in the 1990s. We’ve known about their  existence with famous man-friends like: Bill & Ted, Burt & Ernie, Lenny & Squiggy, but Brody Jenner took it to the next level. So what is a bromance? According to wisegeek.com: a bromance is a very close friendship between two heterosexual...