What’s Your Dating/Relationship Superpower?

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We can have our hair treated with a Brazilian Blowouts, get our faces burned off with chemical peels, and even have the gunk scraped off our feet to make us look like a gleaming Super Hero but at the end of the day, even while having/wearing all the bells and whistles–and not to mention the tight spandex (or Spanx), the Wonder Woman push-up bra or maintaining the Batman mystique–we still fail to realize what our dating superpower is.

I know of a woman who can reject a man in a single bound.


I know of a man who can insult a woman quicker than a speeding bullet.


And personally, I can twist words around–so big–that they can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

(bad communicator)

And when you’re dating or in a relationship–these are important factors that can keep you single or get you dumped. So it doesn’t matter how quickly you can duck into a telephone booth and switch costumes or spin ’round like a ballerina on crack, because at the end of the day, if your dating superpower stinks–you stink…and you’re still single.

Are you brave enough to list your dating superpower? (I did) Leave a comment.

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3 thoughts on “What’s Your Dating/Relationship Superpower?

  • December 22, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Let us not forget everyone’s favorite superpower. The ability to disappear without warning!One minute everything seems fine the next. No calls! No Texts! They’re just gone! Leaving you wondering “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!” I guess this super power would be called cowardice.

  • December 22, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Ditto Misriss. Another dating power guys lack is manners. No phones allowed at the dinner table! Don’t pretend like you’re reaching for something in your bag or pocket to check your phone. In addition, if you don’t want to open the door for me, then you’re not getting an invite to come inside my apt. End of the story- men need manners.

  • December 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    My dating superpower would be subconscious X-ray vision – I can spot a loser underneath the facade of a perfectly normal-seeming guy, and latch onto him like Spidey onto the side of a building!

    BTW, that is the best Wonder Woman ever! Even though her tits are sagging something fierce and her bloomers are showing, look at the hair, girl, the hair! That is one super powered ‘do!

    Happy holidays, Nando!
    .-= singlegirlie´s last blog ..The Worst Date of My Life =-.


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