Signs Your Bromance is Gay on the DL

The word Bromance was originally coined by author/editor Dave Carnie in “Big Brother Magazine” sometime in the 1990s. We’ve known about their  existence with famous man-friends like: Bill & Ted, Burt & Ernie, Lenny & Squiggy, but Brody Jenner took it to the next level. So what is a bromance? According to

a bromance is a very close friendship between two heterosexual men, classically two single heterosexual men. Men in a bromance are sometimes said to be “bromosexual,” and they may be accused of having “man crushes,” even though their relationship is not, in fact, sexual in nature.

With so much man-love going around, can any one of these man groupings ever be a little more than meets the eye? And if so, what are the sings that a bromance is really just gay on the DL? Women, if you’ve been asking yourself if your man and his buddy Jack might be more than bromosexuals, here are the top 10 signs that their bromance is truly just Gay on the Down Low.

1. When either one leaves a photo comment on Facebook that say, “Damn, you’re hot bro! See you Friday.”

2. When they no longer bump fist, but hold hands when they see one another.

3. It’s no longer a Bromance when they consult one another on underwear selections.

4. It’s a Gay on the DL Bromance when the quick “two-kisses on the cheek” turns into one long kiss…with tongue.

5. When they prefer hanging out with their “friend” over you. (Did I mention it’s to spend time together, naked)

6. It’s no longer a Bromance when they buy each other Valentine’s card filled with condoms & lube (with a note attached that reads, “soon, real soon”)

7. It’s Gay on the DL if they exchange masturbation tips…and it’s live…on the same couch (I’m talking real-time, baby).

8. It’s no longer a Bromance but Gay on the DL when the photo that pops up for them has a heart frame around it and the ring tone is any song by Taylor Swift.

9. They cancel your yearly vacation because they scored two Lady Gaga tickets! (Did I mention, you’re not invited?)

10. When they offer to clean each other’s foreskin when showering at the gym, although it may seem harmless, ladies, somethings amiss.

Now that you’ve read the post, is a little conversation with your man due? Leave a comment!

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11 thoughts on “Signs Your Bromance is Gay on the DL

  • August 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    A lot of my male friends are gay. The straight ones that were left over left since I am no longer single and well since now it’s a def “no” on getting laid (typical). So now my husband has inherited a cat and several gay male friends. While some of my queens may find him too boring the other ones find him cool and fun to hang with. So I’m glad he’s fine with it.

    I’ll keep an eye out for the valentines day cards LOL

  • August 5, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    ROFLMAO “It’s Gay on the DL if they exchange masturbation tips — through video…and it’s live (I’m talking real-time, baby).”

    And – do uncut men really help clean each others foreskin? Or is that just your fantasy sneaking in?

  • August 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    That time you caught them spooning on the couch? It was not a “dude nap” but a post-coitus snuggle.

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  • June 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

    #5 sounds familiar. Years ago I dated a guy who’d always bail on plans because he had plans with his gay neighbor that he thought was “really cool” to “watch movies” together.

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  • February 1, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Ladies please wake up. Because you can say OH No I know my man is faithful, you so blind and so stupid. Because your man is cheating with another straight guy right in front of your face.

  • February 1, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    Men lie they say I was hanging with Tim. Ask him questions like wassup with you and Tim? Are you and him sleeping together? How do I know you and Tim arent just friends? Tell him that more and more men are secrectly on the low, if you suspect he with any of his friends, tell him you will leave him. Because men have sex with the majority of their best friends. They all are aware of whats going on, they talk bad about their girlfriends behind their backs with the very guys they secrectly having downlow sex with. Seriously go find you a real man, one who have no sneaky cheesy bisexual blood in his bones. If you don’t you gonna be the one getting your heart broken over and over again.

  • February 1, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    I was in a relationship with a guy, my boyftiend said he was going to watch a game with one of his friends. 10 hours later he still have not came home. I went to the apartment and heard some sex noises coming from inside the apartment. I yelled my boyfriend name. Nobody responded. Finally somebody open the door. It was three guys in the apartment wearing boxers i walked through the door heard two guys in the shower i open the bathroom door. My boyfriend was having sex with his best friend in the fucking shower. I gave him his ring back and left him. He broke my heart. Now I dont trust no man.


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