Ah, the signs of love. There are many out there, but who has time to figure them out? You’re on a love-high; enjoy it, feel its inspiration and all the emotions it evokes. Celebrate love. But don’t be fooled, there is a love/dating chemical your body produces during the first three months of dating someone you’re physically attracted to; the love chemical you produce is called phenylethylamine (PEA). It’s the butterflies you feel when you get a text from them or a phone call. (If you’re Mexican, we can’t afford butterflies, we get moths–but you get the idea).
But after three months, the body fizzes away the production of PEA, so how do you know if your feelings were real or if you just needed a cold shower in the sink to snap out of it? That’s what I’m for, to tell you if it was a Romeo and Juliet kind of romance or if you were just the victim of Mother Nature’s cruel hormone-making joke. And how do I know, you’re asking? I’m your Mexican dating guru; if you can’t trust a Mexican, who can you trust?
The 10 Signs You Really Like someone.
10. You do things you normally wouldn’t…like saving your most potent roofies-mixer, just for them.
9. Porn just doesn’t seem right (you still watch…but it just doesn’t seem right).
8. You practice what you’re going to say…like Jessica Simpson does. (So you don’t sound stupid)–Can someone send this to Ms. Simpson?
7. When they call–you run to the mirror to make sure you look good before answering.
6. Your heart beats faster; like when you take Mexican amphetamines.
5. Your erection is hard to contain.
4. Your (insert what women do when they get aroused) when you’re around them. (I’m gay, I don’t know these things)
3. You conduct your best stalking…just for them!
2. Your senses have heightened! (Not only can you hear birds chirping, you can hear them pass gas, too!)
1. They’re all you talk about…in therapy.
“…if you can’t trust a Mexican, who can you trust?” LOL! Not a Russian, definitely!
.-= Lena.FM´s last blog ..An ad campaign that really pissed me off =-.
I’ve been saying that for years! Glad, finally, someone is listening.
Um, wow, how come men don’t appear in my kitchen sink like that?
And I definitely pull the whole run-to-check-lip-gloss move before answering the phone. You never know… when everyone has the new iPhone 4, we can all use the Face Time application to videophone each other.
.-= Man-shopper´s last blog ..Ms New York Man-shopper =-.
they don’t? girl, u might wanna try some false eyelashes–just be careful he doesn’t choke on them, cause child, calling 911 on a date ain’t cute.
Hm, so I guess I don’t really like this guy I met last week. I don’t display any of these symptoms. Porn still seems right.
.-= singlegirlie´s last blog ..Uh- Where’s the Guy From the Picture =-.
girl, keep it moving–the truth lies in the PORN! hehehe
“Your erection is hard to contain.”
LMAO
Three months for PEA to dissipate? Hell, this white boy had it down to four weeks, I think the obsessive co-dependent in me put it into overdrive. I knew the exact date and time it would be gone and next day it was, “It’s not you, it’s me” with big puppy dog eyes. I was so bad when I was single.
Really? No, I can’t imagine you like that. We need to dish!