How To Tell If A Man Is Gay

With so many women always asking, “How To Tell If A Man Is Gay?” I can continue to write on this topic indefinitely. But I wanted this post to focus on dating profiles.

My feeling is if I can help you pinpoint the men in the closet or the ones in denial about their sexuality–I have done my job and you no longer have to wonder, “How do you know if a guy is gay?”

The top 5 signs the guy’s profile you’re about to click on is gay.

5. His lips are too shiny in his profile photo. (Honey, that’s called lip gloss and it ain’t gonna get any more butch–don’t click and keep it mov’n!)

4. When he states that he goes “fishing” with his buddy Craig every weekend and you MUST understand that up front…and he has a photo of Craig in the profile and Craig looks like a member of RuPaul’s Drag Race–sweetie, he’s more queer than a Clay Aiken/Anderson Cooper Chicken wrap…hit next!

3. If you two get “naughty” and exchange X-rated photos and in his you see the Xena 2000 vibrator in the background; sister-girl, it ain’t ever gonna happen.

2. If he lists: moisturizing and experimenting with depilatory creams in his pubic regions–as his main INTERESTS and hobbies…Houston, we have a problem!

1. If in his video dating profile he greets you with, “How YOU Doin’?” but sounds more like Wendy Willaims than Joey Tribbiani–he’ll never be the man for you.

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