Nando, his sister, & the Blizzard.

Oh my God! The snow, I mean BLIZZARD here reminds me of a thing called IOWA! This morning was pretty rough, the grunting, sweating, being out of breath, the brief dizzy spell, the cursing, OOOhhhhhh! And that was just getting out of bed. Getting outside to shovel the snow was not that bad. But I did it! I shoveled the snow and as soon as I looked back to see my progress, it was all gone. New snow had fallen! Ugh!!!!

It’s Debbie’s turn NEXT!!! Heheehhahah Hahahahehehehehehe
Having two female roommates can be cool at times, but not when Snow falls, in BLIZZARD formation. They tend play the innocent, weak, little girly-girls.I got into a verbal altercation with Little Debbie early this morning. Little Debbie was my third roommate. She was whinny, cranky, and had mouse-like features. Only there wasn’t a big enough mouse trap for her! Since I don’t have to be at work until 12noon, I decided to spend my morning on-line checking my email. But to my surprise, when I tried to log on to the internet, I couldn’t. Little Debbie had fallen asleep while using the computer in her room last night causing the phone line to be busy. Now the main computer in the house couldn’t connect. How couldI solve this problem ? Then the little light bulb appeared over my head.

I began to “POUND” on Little Debbie’s door. This was NOT the 1st, 18th, or 100th time she has done this. And get this, She had an attitude with me and my chosen method of waking her up. I was calm about the entire situation and softly “YELLED” at the top of my little Mexican lungs, “Well if you would STOP falling asleep like a weirdo while looking for love on singlejewishgirls.com, in the middle of the night, this wouldn’t happen!” She of course told me to “can it” and to check the connection now, as she had disconnected her computer.

I, being the mature individual that I am, took this in stride and decided to cook her a “SPECIAL” pancake breakfast, with a NEW SPECIAL RECIPE I saw on Fox’s “Caught on the Job” show. HehehehahahahahehhhrhehehHeahhahahahah.

I finally got online, while wearing four sweat shirts, three pairs of pants, two pairs of gloves, and a partridge in a pair tree. Definitely prepared for the tundras of North America, my phone rang. It
was my sister calling from Odessa, TX. She was watching the Today” show and noticed Katie Couric wearing a sweater while surrounded by snow. I complained how cold I was and told her my traumatizing winter story about the snow shoveling, the internet/Debbie thing, and how I was out of hot chocolate. Her response was “Well, I gotta go, It’s 70 degrees in Odessa, and I have to paint my toe nails because I am wearing my new sandals today.” I thought to myself, “payless must have had a sale.” She snickered as she told me the story of how hot it was in Odessa and she didn’t know if the air conditioners would be up to snuff. And right in the middle of one of her west Texas statements, I hung up on her. I hope her Sandals break!

Well friends, once again I give you my life in written word so you can look upon yours and say, “Man…I got it good!” Stay warm, be safe, I’m headed for the kitchen, pancakes don’t make themselves.

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